Banausic; enigma; humdrum; conundrum.

Banausic: Adj. -Serving utilitarian purposes only; mechanical; practical; routine.
Enigma: Noun - A puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation; having a hidden meaning.
Hum-drum: Adj. -Lacking variety; boring; dull.
Conundrum: Noun -Anything that puzzles.

So... to answer my own question posed at the beginning of this blog, no.
And, as a side note, I believe the dog just farted.
It reeks.
Thank you.
That is all.