Methinks I'm going to create a program. Actually, I'm going to make a little "gizmo" that you can run all of your reciepts through. What this thing will do is copy all of your receipts down and send the information to a database. It will require the purchase of the "gizmo" for $59.99 and an activation fee of $29.95. It will also require a two year contract, with a monthly service charge of $19.99. Now, there will be little hidden fees, of course, like the fee for copying more then 25 receipts in one month, and any support services required to operate the "gizmo". So, what we have is a grand total of $569.70, plus 6% sales tax for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for another grand total of $603.88.
Now, for this mere $600 price tag, this "gizmo" will record all of your receipts, analyze all of the
information, and produce a report.
What the report will tell you is who you are.
Sounds kinda stupid now, doesn't it?
Why do we base WHO we are on WHAT we have?
Thank you for your consideration.
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